Sunday, August 28, 2005

Dont Anyone Prey On My Vulnerability!!!

You are the Spirit of Innocence.
You are the Spirit of Innocence. Always with the sweet smile of a child, you know how to have good clean fun, you have a natural vunerability about you, which makes you able to make friends very well, as they are drawn instinctively by the urge to protect you. But even though you look as fragile as a child inside you are very strong with your easy look on life. When you get a partner (because there is no way you cant!) your life will be perfect.


Why can I never get the picture to come too? Am I really that retarded?

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Jessy (Jessamyn)

Ok babe, here ya go.

I would miss....

*All the "Fatty McFat Fat Slut Fat"s
*All the "Slutty McSlut Slut Fat Slut"s....(maybe those should be one. *ponders* whatever.)
*The fencing talk
*The way you talk like you are always right. There are no ifs ands or buts about it. You are right so why are these puny people even trying to debate?
*The way you defend your friends when everyone else is tearing them down. Like Bench. I may not like him very much, but you do. And you stick up for him. I think thats awesome!
*How passionate you are about what you do.
*Your Jessy-isms when youre acting....aaaahhhhh
*The face you make when you pretend to poke someone...ahahahaha!
*The way you walk when youre acting all retarded....I mean cool! Cool.....
*The fact that if you were gone, there would be no more of you and....was it Lisa?....riding in my trunk totally covered in blood just so we could go to the mall and forever be known as....

THE FROLLICKING DEAD!!!!!! (*sigh* good times, good times)

*Your choice of music
*Your....YCL....ness.....it rocked!!!
*The captivating-ness...is that a word?....that makes everyone want to watch you and see what youre doing....thats part of why you were an awesome YCL!!!!
*How you care and you just love people so much! Well...some people....
*How people can just tell you anything....more like they have to when all you did was ask what was wrong....its like some kind of trance or something....I guess....
*How you dont take nothin', from nobody! (yeeeaaaahhhhh Jack!....ok....Im odd....this much we knew)

Ok I think thats it for now. But if I think of more, I will definitely post again! wahahahaha!

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Emily

I know I havent done Emily yet, so here it goes...If for some reason I was all of the sudden forced to live without you,

I would miss...

*The way you shrug your shoulders and just smile sometimes.
*The memories of our play. I dont care what anyone else says, I know it was a success.
*The way you wrinkle your nose on occasion.
*How you just know stuff...
*Your appreciation and love for old movies like Thoroughly Modern Millie
*How you settle arguments
*The times when you are way slow at figuring out a joke and you finally get it. Your face is always cute and priceless!
*Your "hum dee dumm...this is kinda boring and awkward cause I dont know what to say!" face....hahahaha!
*Your laugh when something is hilarios to you...I had to. Im sorry, I just had to.
*Your face when something is "AMAZING!!!"
(Sorry. Most of these are faces you make.)

Oh man....there is going to have to be a sequal to this one cause I have to leave now. I promise I will finish sometime! Love you!

I Think I forgot Some People...

So, most of you know that I do this thing where I blog a huge list of things I would miss most about individual friends of mine if they were suddenly removed from my life.

I have eventually not done that any more and I want to continue.

So, if for some reason I have not done one about you...let me know. I will make a list and get on top of that right away!

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!

Saturday, August 13, 2005

No Worries

I found it.

In the immortal words of Billy Crystal...

"You know its always the last place you look."

And in the immortal rebuttalling words of Jeff Foxworthy...

"Well duh. Youre friend walks up to you "hey jeff did you find your wallet?" "Ya but Im still looking for the darn thing"

*ahem* sorry. Anyhoo, Im not really sure where it was. All I can tell ya is that it started following me at walmart and jumped in and out of me as it pleased there. But when we put those un-birthday presents on Hanas car, .........

It jumped in to stay...exclamation point...

Im going to bed. Me and my light are tired....

The Light In My Eyes

I think someone has finally broken me. I think my light is gone.

It is a terrible feeling. I feel...hurt and defenseless...

Everytime people would hurt me or provoke me in any way I would not let myself go down without the biggest fight ever.

But I gave in. I died. I cant fight anymore. Its too hard and too painful. Ive lost my will, and along with it all my energy. I think I will go sit on my bed now. Maybe I will sleep some more.

I dont know where my will and energy went, but they're no longer in me.

Help me find it. I need my light....Make it come back to me....

Thursday, August 11, 2005

An Outright Apology

It has come to my mind that probably most of the fights seen on others blogs recently have been caused by me or something I have said.

I am so sorry.

Nothing I say should ever be taken seriously. I dont usually think people will take me seriously so I say things without thinking half of the time! If you know of someone I have offended in any way, and they have not read this, please inform them that the harm was unintentional, and from now on I will try and keep my comments to a limited amount, as they seem to be doing so much damage.

Again, I am so sorry. Please forgive any harm done.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Twenty-One Pieces Of Good Advice!

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love ! deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and
responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

Do YOU Wanna Dance?

Do You Wanna Dance by The Beach Boys

Do you wanna dance and hold my hand
Tell me baby I'm your lover man
Oh baby, do you wanna dance

Do you wanna dance under the moonlight
Hold me baby all through the night
Oh baby, do you wanna dance

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance (x3)
Do you wanna dance under the moonlight
Kiss me baby all trough the night
Baby do you wanna dance

Do you wanna dance under the moonlight
Squeeze me squeeze me all trough the night
Oh, baby do you wanna dance

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance (x3)
Solo
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance (x3)
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance (x3)
fade

I wanna dance...*sigh*...stupid people who shall remain nameless! *shakes whole arm*

.........

"I'll be over in one minute!"

"Ok. I'll tell her you'll be over in one minute!"

"Ya. One minute."

"Ok. One minute!"

"Wait! That doesnt count! Five minutes!

"Two minutes!"

"Ten!"

"Two!"

*aggrivated* "Gimme like ten minutes!!!"

"Ok! I will tell her you'll be over in two minutes!" (door slams)

*frusterated* "Teeeeennnnnn!!!!" (door slams)

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Brittany

I dont know if Ive ever done one of these for Brittany. If not, what the heck took me so freakin long?!?! If so, she deserves to have it said again! Either way works. Im just too darn lazy to look it up!

I would miss....

*The way you describe your name-calling relationship with God.
*The way you squish your four fingers together, stick your thumb under them, and then lightly put the tips of your fingers on your forehead when you cant possible fathom something!
*Your love and appreciation for Eminem
*Your favorite genre for books and your favorite author.
*Having someone I can come too when Im in the neighborhood and am in desperate need of medical assistance.
*Having someone I can sleep over with when my parents are being....well, you know.
*Singing at the top of our lungs to 1985 while driving at unreasonable speeds with Shmoo, Tasha, and Sousa in the back seat of my ghetto van!
*Cleaning your kitchen. Do you realize how many times we have cleaned your kitchen together?
*Watching The Breakfast Club
*Having someone who truly understands and appreciates all the different ways Peter Pan can be told. (Dont anyone else take offense to this. I know lots of you love it and stuff too. Brittany just...I dont know...loves it more?)
*The way you bend your knees, lean over backwards and make your mouth all funky and make some sort of strange dying noise...half of these you probably dont even realize you do....
*The way you settle arguments between Nick and his friends.
*The way you love and understand everyone
*The funerals for phones. They need funerals too.
*The way you take bad news or bad things outwardly. Im pretty sure that on the inside you just died, most of the time, but I wish I could hold back feelings on the outside. It really is no one elses business to know how Im feeling. Unless I want them to know.
*The face you make when you quote Invader Zim
*Your laugh
*Your Dad
*The way you make fun of Liz. "Hold still. Dont fight it. Im just gonna break your arm!"
*The way you make fun of people in your ward...."I still have bruises, escott!!"
*The way your mind works and how deep it goes all the time. Especially when youre blogging.
*How much you know. About everything.
*The way you styled your room
*The checklist on your mirror.
*Sitting on top of the dug-out talking, you laughing while I almost kill myself finding my own way down!
*Your friendship with everyone. Its definitely unique.

I guess thats it for now. Check back....maybe I will think of more....

Yet Another Crazy Adventure In Class....Jackson Was Teaching. What Can I Say?

Again the red is Jenni Lundskog and the blue is me.

Jenni wishes she were as hot, funny and popular as Bryn. EVERYONE loves Bryn! Jenni has no life. She cleans Bryns house for free, just to be near her!

Jenni is much more hot, funny and popular than the Bryn. EVERYONE loves her! Jenni has such a love for animals. She eggs Bryns house for fun just to teach that snobby girl a lesson!

Jenni is much more hot, funny and popular that the roadkill. EVERYONE is out to kill her! Jenni has such a love for Bryn. She eggs Bryns house for fun just to remind herself that she is far less cool, hot, popular, mature, etc... than Bryn.

Jenni is much more hot, funny and popular than the cutest roadkill. EVERYONE is out to kiss her! Jenni has such a love for animals. She brings the roadkill back to life, just because of her undying love for everyone. Bryn reminds herself that she is far less cool, hot, popular, mature, loving for everyone, etc....than the magnificent Jen!

This Is How Exciting It Is At My Home Ward During Class Time....

The blue is me and the red is Jenni Lundskog. If any of you know her, she is in my ward. Shmoo might remember her. We used to sluff with her...

Jenni has a fan club of hot, screaming, available men. Bryn is cleaning her dirty toilet and she likes it.

Jenni has a mob of hot screaming available snakes! Bryn is cleaning her room and she likes it.

Jenni has a mob of hot screaming available males. Bryn is cleaning her room and she likes it. Her room smells still smells funny.

Jenni has a mob of hot screaming available males chasing her for stealing their stuff and stalking them! Bryn is cleaning Jennis dirty laundry for service and she likes it. Jennis room still smells lovely because Bryn just barely left it.

Jenni has a mob of hot screaming available males chasing her for they secretly love her. Bryn is cleaning
Jennis dirty laundry for recreation. She has no life! And she likes it. Jennis room still smells poopy because Bryn just barely left it.

Monday, August 01, 2005

My Hell

*Dedicated to Brittany for telling me the story, and to Sousa and Holly for describing theirs the way they did*

My Hell would probably be Hot Pink. Yes. That is a color that definitely makes me want to spit chunks. It would also have Orange and Blue striped throw pillows. Those colors should never be together on ANYTHING!!!!

My Hell would also have my Dad. Standing there and lecturing me over and over again for hours at a time. Telling me how special my name is over and over just cause he picked it out.

Telling me what a disappointment I am because Im smart enough to be a doctor, lawyer or scientist but dang it! I wand to be involved with drama! What a waste of a brain....as he would say.

In my Hell there would be rumors about me. No one would be in there with me, the rumors would just come through the walls like seriously faint whispers. There couldnt be anyone in there with me. That is what would make it the perfect Hell. I would drive myself mad being alone. Only my Dad would be there. Pissing me off like he has for so many years! Where was I? Oh yes! Rumors....

Always rumors. "Bryns too good for public school!" "Bryn thinks she is too smart to go there!" "Bryn stalks people." "Bryn likes Ryan, but shes dating Court!" "Bryns going to the Singles Ward cause shes too good to go to the family ward!"

There would also be this extremely high pitched music. Singing to be exact. It would be a person we all know. Someone I will not mention as posted on a blog. Brittany knows.

Brittany would know cause there would be door in my Hell that would let you cross over to Brittanys Hell where the same person would be screetching...I mean, singing....*shifty eyes*

I am willing to bet that on the other side of Brittanys Hell, just opposite the door to mine, there would be a door leading to Sousas who also has a door leading to Hollys.

And so we see that in fact, all of our Hells are connected. Kind of interesting, isnt it?